by Dawn Camp | Jun 2, 2007 | family & friends, kid funnies
5-year-old son: Truth or dare? 16-year-old son: Truth. 5-year-old son: Is it true that George Washington is dead? 5-year-old son: Truth or dare? Kid up the street: Dare. 5-year-old son: I dare you to buy me a game.
by Dawn Camp | May 17, 2007 | family & friends, kid funnies, photography
I would fail miserably in my documentation of the kid funnies if I neglected to relate this incident which I missed but was relayed to me in great detail. Lily has some little friends at church who are close to her age; at almost two, she is the oldest. I have noticed...
by Dawn Camp | Apr 27, 2007 | family & friends, kid funnies
I’ve mentioned before what a drama queen my 7-year-old daughter is. On days when she is a little wired (like today), teaching her is a unique experience. Observe the following real conversations in our house this morning: Drama Queen, proudly: Mommy I spelled...
by Dawn Camp | Mar 30, 2007 | family & friends, kid funnies
Five-year-old son: “When I grow up, I want to be a dollah.” Me: “A dollar?” Five-year-old son: “Yes, a dollah.” Three-year-old daughter: “When I grow up, I want to be a doctor.” Seven-year-old daughter: “When I...
by Dawn Camp | Mar 13, 2007 | family & friends, kid funnies
“Felicity, I need you to come to the center of the stage. You sang “One Horse Open Sleigh.” The vote was unanimous. You’re going to Hollywood!” Does anyone else have a house full of Idol wannabes?
by Dawn Camp | Mar 7, 2007 | family & friends, kid funnies
My observant and painfully honest three-year-old daughter sat behind me this morning while I was fixing my hair. At one point she said, “Mommy, your bottom is bigger.” Foolishly and with trepidation I said, “Bigger than what?”...
