My observant and painfully honest three-year-old daughter sat behind me this morning while I was fixing my hair. At one point she said, “Mommy, your bottom is bigger.”
Foolishly and with trepidation I said, “Bigger than what?”
“Bigger.”
“Bigger than what?” [Did I ever mention that I’m a glutton for punishment?]
“Bigger.”
I finally realized that I wasn’t going to get a “bigger than a breadbox” kind of answer; what she was trying to say was “bigger than the last time I noticed.”
It goes without saying that parenting isn’t for cowards. Let me assure you that it isn’t for those with much need of ego stroking, either.
Cute! I love how kids tell what they are thinking (unless they are telling a stranger in the grocery store – then it is embarassing)!
So funny!!!! But I must tell her she is mistaken…you’ve been doing all your exercising…maybe what she meant was that is was HIGHER!!!!! hee hee couldn’t resist—funny coming form big ole me!!
Sounds like another 3 year old that I know…hmmmmmm.
Bwahaha! Hilarious.
Nope parenting ain’t for wimps.
gotta love the honesty!!
Sigh…honest it will save ya or kill ya =) My sister and I use always tell my Dad he needed to lose weight, he use to tease “it is a good thing I dont have a self image problem.” HA!