Three weeks ago…

Ryan: America has voted. Sanjaya, you are safe. Sundance, you’re going home.

Mommy Dearest: Inconceivable!


Two weeks ago…Ryan: America has voted. Sanjaya, you are safe. Brandon, you’re going home.

Mommy Dearest: Inconceivable!


Last week…

Ryan: America has voted. Stephanie, you’re going home.

Mommy Dearest: How the #@*& did Sanjaya stay out of the bottom two? Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


America, please, for the love of all that is decent: MAKE IT STOP TONIGHT! Mothers of preteen daughters: HIDE THE PHONES!

My 10-year-old daughter embarrasses me herself everywhere she goes since she’s willing to fight to the death to defend her teenage heartthrob. At least she doesn’t cry.My kids have spent the week crooning the immortal questions: What’s your name? Who’s your daddy?For some fun Idol blog reads, check out Melanie’s If my blog was on American Idol, and Linda at 2nd Cup of Coffee’s AI.

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