you can’t see the paper for the trees
Me, observing the site of a future shopping center: Wow! They’ve really cut down a lot of trees! Drama Queen: They must have needed some paper.
Along came a spider…
Drama Queen: There’s a DEADLY spider in my room! Mom (not really paying attention, grading math): It’s probably not deadly. Prince Charming, upstairs: NO! IT’S ALIVE!!!!!!!!! Drama Queen: There’s a LIVELY spider in my...
Prince Charming
…right down to the strawberry jelly stain on the vest. Capable of wrapping scores of otherwise mature females around his little finger. Mamas, guard your daughters when this one gets a few years on him!A Movie and a Meeting
Bryan and I went to see Facing the Giants on our anniversary Wednesday night. The night before, I was in line at Chick-fil-a and the manager, a dad in our music program, was saying it was one of the best movies he’d ever seen. He told a group of teens to go see...



