by Dawn Camp | Aug 22, 2006 | family & friends, kid funnies
I almost never cook breakfast. The only times I do are when I prepare something at night to cook in the morning; the problem is that in the evening I forget to plan ahead. Today I found the following hand-scrawled message on the refrigerator: Make Dutch Puff or Die MW...
by Dawn Camp | Aug 10, 2006 | family & friends, kid funnies
LILY! It was bad enough when she would merely stand by the dog crate, opening and shutting the gate, but now she actually CRAWLS INSIDE! *Update* – Sabra ran in this evening carrying Lily and screaming, “She’s eating dog food!” I swept my...
by Dawn Camp | Aug 7, 2006 | family & friends, kid funnies
I was trying to change the diaper on my squirming 13-month-old, while yelling, “Hold your horses!” My 2-year-old looked at me, baffled, and said, “She don’t have any horses, Mommy. She don’t have any horses in her...
by Dawn Camp | Jun 3, 2006 | family & friends, kid funnies
Angel was thrilled to lose her 2nd tooth last night. She had been asking for 2 weeks when it was going to come out (as if I knew). Last night she was showing me how she could lay it down flat with her tongue and then do something with it with her hand, and it just...