Conditional Love
I gave my three-year-old daughter, the baby, a big hug and a kiss and told her I love her. She hugged and kissed me in return, and said, “I love you, too, but I like mac-ee-roni and I want you to make me some.” So much for unconditional love.Kid Quotes
I love telling my 4-year-old daughter that I can’t remember all of Dora’s name, just to hear her say “Dora Saplora” (Dora the Explorer). I remember how upset my parents got when my sister and I learned to say something properly, when they...
Maybe we need a unit study on farm animals?
My 8-year-old daughter walked up to me at breakfast and said, “While I was drinking my milk I just thought: Am I drinking cow tinkle?” I nearly choked on my tea. And then we had a discussion of mommies, babies, and milk that I hadn’t anticipated...



