Here are some things I either learned or rediscovered today:

  • A foot which has been in a cast for three weeks, even a two year old foot, has some serious foot odor.
  • My four-year-old, Clayton, at times displays masterful comedic timing; his only problem is that when he discovers a line that gets a laugh, he tends to overuse it. Today’s one liner was: “This calls for celery!” Apparently this is from a cartoon he watches sometimes, Wonder Pets.
  • It is great fun to cruise down the highway belting out Earth, Wind, & Fire’s Greatest Hits in falsetto, while grooving in your seat. Expect strange looks and comments from your kids, though.
  • If they accidentally give you one more Frosty at Wendy’s than you ordered (even if you do actually pay for it), it isn’t in your best interests to eat two of them.
  • Wendy’s now has vanilla Frosties, too.
  • At least two of my kids pronounce vanilla as “banilla.”

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